Nice Try...

dhimmicrats!

See, dhimmicrats, your morning bowl of stupid may work on your minions who posses the intellectual capacity of an empty ashtray, but it will not work on us.

It's a common play book well known in politics. Throw out a 'trial balloon' of feigned dread and foreboding of the opposition's numbers, and if those numbers do not play out according to your estimates, then declare it a failure, not worthy of mention in the news, and thus not a true portrait of how Americans really think on the issues.

Nothing can be further from the truth.

Because guess what, dhimmicrats and leftist libtards...for the past eight years under President Bush's administration, we have studied your tactics during your perpetual BDS pathos, and although as Conservatives we do not subscribe to 'group-think' like you do, we learned your methods, and during the course of learning your methods, we have taken the most effective parts of it, fine tuned and tweaked it, to make it work for us. The rest of it, we have consigned to the trash heap as beneath our dignity.

Your major mistake, dhimmicrats and leftist libtards, is mocking and denigrating Conservatives as ill mannered, racist, back woods, uneducated, gun toting, Bible thumping folks who sit around strumming the strings of a banjo in some remote cabin, grinning with a toothless grin.

And that perception is going to cost you...we will not falter...we will not fail...

So continue to mock us...continue the attacks...

It will be one of your biggest mistakes.

We shall prevail.