So, tomorrow is the...

coronation of "The One."

The clouded skies will part, sun will shine, rough seas will calm, his voice, much like music, will soothe the savage beast, and millions across the nation will rejoice, for "The One" will rescue them from the unfairness of their wretched existence over the past eight years of darkness.

They will be in ecstasy, for "The One" will personally deliver unto them that of which they deserve from those who are more fortunate, for those who are more fortunate are not deserving of the fruits of their labor, for "The One" has such decreed.

They will not fear from want or need, for "The One" will provide for them, from cradle to grave, for he promised them, and "The One" would never lie to them as they have exclaimed with exaltation. "The One" will enrich their lives as no other entity has in their lives...they will never experience suffering for "The One" will grant unto them utopia they so richly deserve.

They will shout to the heavens that a new day has dawned on America with the coronation of "The One", and then...

REALITY WILL SET IN!

Then those of us who were not fooled by "The One" will point and laugh at the absurdity of it all, and at them!