All Your Pubes...

will be regulated by us.

Although I have never been one to understand why a woman would endure this for the sake of beauty or the questionable hygienic value (versus a nice trim), I fail to see the need of New Jersey making this practice illegal based on two, yes folks, two complaints! According to the 'Population Reference Bureau' , the population of females in New Jersey in 2000 was 4,331,537.

Granted, out of that number, suffice it to say I highly doubt all 4,331,537 women in New Jersey get a Brazilian Wax, but that is besides the point. All it took was two (2) complaints to make New Jersey get it's collective panties in an uproar.

But, it gets even better, Dear Readers...according to New Jersey State Statute, waxing has been allowed to "...the face, neck, arms, legs and abdomen"...but officials say that genital waxing has always been illegal, although not spelled out.

Huh? Sounds like these sharp tools in the shed are not so sharp after all!

So, if it has always been illegal, but not spelled out, why not do the common sense thing and require those establishments to pass certification in this practice, like they have to do for any other cosmetic procedure, rather then a silly statewide ban?

Idiots!